My face is softer than baby ass right now.
touch a new born baby’s ass
my fucking face RIGHT NOW SON
marlalovesfairytales replied to your post: Today is one of those post workout day…
Youre my superhero
As far as superheros go, you can really do better though.
elven-khaleesi asked:Bloop bloop blooooooooooop
1) When I was in the 3rd grade I had a heat stroke at school and passed out unconscious on the playground, and woke up with my mom and paramedics and stuff standing over me. Ever...
So this is what I’ll be doing on my down-time between Peru and Iceland.
elven-khaleesi replied to your post: It’s not real leather so I can look re…
That second one is hot
And not the other ones?? I’ve never been so insulted in my life!...
Today is one of those post workout days where I’m feeling like do I REALLY need to be in good shape? It’s not like I’m going to fight crime or anything. I don’t NEED to feel this...
I marbled brownies with cookie butter!
You know you're in the bay area where everyone stops and sings along and dances to 'blow the whistle'
Oh wow, I’ve been waiting for an opportunity like this all my life. FIFTEEN WHOLE DOLLARS!!! Dreams really do come true. *single tear*
It’s not real leather so I can look real cool guilt free.