i keep falling asleep with makeup on and waking up blind.
23 More Days 'til Disneyland SUCKA
Me and the Girlfriend at Disneyland in 3 Weeks.
She’s Morris Day and I’m Jerome.
Finally stopped raining. Sup
I applied for a caricature job on Craigslist
it seemed legitimate enough so I just shot him an email even thought it was posted nearly 2 weeks ago and he wants to interview me!
vvhatserface replied to your post:I like my mini muffins like I like my women
I’m short and I sweat a lot. close enough?
Yeah you’re pretty much an action figure.
What do you think, guys? #soulmate #MissGift #adventuresinfacebookmessaging
waiting for the world to catch on to this for a while now
the ones who receive nudes, almost 100% in my case, are the ones who never asked for them