I don’t get it when people act tough, I don’t understand it. To me, when you act tough you’re just saying, “Hey! I’ve been though a lot of horrible stuff in my life. And I survived it, and now I’m ready to attack anybody, like a Pit Bull.” — I want a demeanor that says, “I’ve never been through anything at all, and I’m just a Pug, riding a decorative pillow. Where will I go today, who knows? But, I shall be carried.

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sassking-trevor:

Bob and the deli guy.

#i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and why I love it so much #it’s akward and weird but never EVER mean #the important misunderstanding in this situation isn’t Bob’s sexuality; it’s the reason why he keeps buying turkeys #like he’s def more concerned that this deli guy thinks he’s not a real cook than he is about being hit on

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I’m not saying Im magical, but before baseball season started in 2010 I decided to become a Giants fan in a baja fresh with my brother. That year we won the world series. We went back and won in 2012 and now we’re going again.

Im not saying I’m magical but Im magical.

It has only been three days since I saw Jordan, but I cant stop thinking about kissing that place under his jaw where it connects to his neck. I want to live in that spot. I know exactly what it tastes like, what it smells like, what it feels like, its home.